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Printing ProphetThe Most Profitable Piece of Mail You'll Ever Send

Warning: This isn't for everyone.

But if you're a serious local business owner who wants more customers, more calls, and more cash flow—read every word.

This isn't another digital fad. It's a proven system that gets your offer into the hands of 10,000+ local households—fast. One campaign can flip your pipeline from quiet to booked out.

This is Printing Prophet—and it's built for response.

Why This Works When Other Ads Fail

Let's keep it simple:

One Business Per Category

No competition. You own your spot.

Shared Cost Model

You get huge reach without the huge price tag.

Oversized 9x12 Card

It can't be ignored, folded, or tossed aside.

Targeted Mailing

We hit the homes most likely to buy from you.

Zero Contracts

You win, or you walk. Simple.

Built-in Trust Factor

Neighboring trusted local businesses boosts your credibility.

The Truth

"Direct mail done right beats digital every time. Why? Because it actually gets seen."

The Problem With Most Marketing

Most marketing is invisible. Ads disappear in feeds. Emails get deleted. PPC costs are through the roof. SEO takes months. Direct mail—done right—puts you front and center.

90%+ open rate

Physical. Tangible. Memorable.

No scroll. No swipe. Just eyeballs on your brand.

It sticks. It sells. And it's still the most underused channel in your town.

What You Get

This isn't fluff. This is a direct-response machine:

9x12 Postcard Placement

Mailed to 10,000 homes with done-for-you design and exclusive category spot.

All-In Pricing

$350–$1,200 depending on placement with no upsells, no surprises, no contract.

Multi-ZIP Targeting

Choose Standard or Premium for bigger placement and multiple ZIP code targeting.

Who This Is For

If you sell to humans within 20 miles of your front door—this is for you:

Service-based businesses (cleaning, landscaping, HVAC, etc.)

Med spas, chiropractors, dentists

Restaurants, retail, and local shops

Realtors, mortgage pros, home services

"If you've got an offer and a phone number, this will work."

How It Works

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Lock In Your Category

First come, first served - secure your exclusive industry spot.

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Send Your Logo & Offer

We handle the design, printing, and mailing to 10,000+ homes.

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Watch Calls Come In

You're done in under 30 minutes. We handle the rest.

The Numbers Don't Lie

National average ROI on direct mail: 29%–37%

3x–10x ROI for local service businesses

5x–20x ROI for high-ticket offers

2x–5x ROI for restaurants and retail via redemptions

Even one job or new customer can pay for your entire campaign.

Choose Your Impact Level

No upsells, no surprises, no contract. Just clear, honest pricing with everything included.

Basic

$350

Perfect for businesses wanting to test direct mail in their core service area.

  • •9x12 postcard placement
  • •Done-for-you design
  • •Exclusive category spot
  • •10,000 home reach
  • •Single ZIP targeting

Standard

$675

Ideal for businesses ready to expand reach with better placement.

  • •Premium card position
  • •Done-for-you design
  • •Exclusive category spot
  • •10,000+ home reach
  • •Multiple ZIP targeting
  • •Priority delivery

Premium

$1,200

Maximum visibility and impact for serious growth-focused businesses.

  • •Top-tier card position
  • •Premium custom design
  • •Exclusive category spot
  • •10,000+ home reach
  • •Multiple ZIP targeting
  • •Express delivery

Promotional Unit Examples

See examples of our high-quality promotional units that will help your business stand out and drive results.

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Ad example 1

Looking for More Design Inspiration?

Check out our collection of premium print design examples created by our AI-powered system.

View Design Examples

Frequently Asked Questions

Do I need to design the ad?

Nope. You send us the offer—we do the design. You approve it.

How do I track results?

We recommend a unique phone number or promo code. We'll help you set it up.

Can I promote multiple services or locations?

Yes, as long as it fits within your category space.

How is this different from Valpak?

Our 9x12 postcard is massive, glossy, and uncluttered—just 18 ads max. No booklets. No envelopes. Just impact.

Am I locked into anything long-term?

No contracts. Pay as you go. If it works, come back.

How do you choose where to send the postcards?

We use USPS Every Door Direct Mail® to target ZIP codes by income, household size, home value, and more. You pick the area—we get you there.

What if I'm a new business?

Perfect. Direct mail is one of the fastest ways to build awareness and get traction in your local market.

Can I reserve future drops in advance?

Yes. In fact, we recommend it. If your category fills, you're locked out. Early reservation = peace of mind.

What do you mean by 'exclusive category'?

Each card includes just one business per industry per ZIP. If you're a landscaper and you're on the card, no other landscapers can be.

Act Fast—This Is Scarcity Marketing That Actually Matters

Only ONE business per category, per mailer. If you wait, your competitor will take your spot.

This isn't a campaign—it's a customer engine. One well-placed offer. 10,000+ homes. Massive visibility. Predictable results.

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Smart Targeting

We know who needs you and we send them your message. No fluff. Just customers.

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Bold, Clear Design

We don't do boring. Your ad will grab attention and get action.

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Premium Printing

Cheap ads get tossed. We make your business look like the pro it is.

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Done-For-You Mailing

No hassle. No headaches. We handle everything.

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Clear, Honest Pricing

No tricks. No surprises. Just results.

Ready to Get Started?

Start your direct mail campaign today and watch your business grow.

Prefer to talk? Call us directly:

707-918-8290